92-Yr-Old Shuts Down A Smart-Aleck Teenager

When was the last time you had a good chuckle? Laughing is something that all of us need, and if you aren’t getting it naturally, you should seek it out.

Fortunately, we have something for anybody who needs a good laugh and they don’t even have to go anywhere to get it. All you have to do is enjoy this hilarious joke.

Laughter is something that is best shared so make sure that others get the best of this joke as well. It is the gift that keeps on giving.

I took my dad to the mall the other day to buy some new shoes (he is 92). We decided to grab a bite at the food court. I noticed he was watching a teenager sitting next to him.

The teenager had spiked hair in all different colors: green, red, orange, and blue. My dad kept staring at him. The teenager would look and find him staring every time.

When the teenager had had enough, he sarcastically asked, “What’s the matter, old man, never done anything wild in your life?”

Knowing my dad, I quickly swallowed my food so that I would not choke on his response, knowing he would have a good one. In classic style, he did not bat an eye in his response.

Got drunk once and made love to a peacock, I was just wondering if you were my son!

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