Your birth month is what you’re getting for Christmas Jan: An Orange Feb: A Labrador.. Mar: Cheesecake Apr: Prison sentence.. May: Engagement ring Jun: Nothing.. Jul: A slice of pizza Aug: A trip to Bahamas.. Sep: A new car Oct: A lump of coal.. Nov: Wine Dec: Nothing..
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